So, a plan of mine that I have been working on for a while finally came in to fruition the other day. Oh sure, Mom and Dad will claim that it was all an accident. Dad mentioned something about a guy named Murphy. Rest assured, however, that I had the whole thing planned out.
It started in the car when Mom and Dad were waiting for Grandma and Grandpa to arrive with their truck. They were going to pick up some new furniture. It was about 25 degrees outside so we were hunkered down in the car and I "happened" to have a dirty diaper. Since there was no other suitable surface for changing, Mom decided to do it in the front seat. After I was all situated, the diaper came off - commence step 1 - start peeing! See, I rarely pee during a diaper change so they weren't expecting it. Haha. This next step was tricky because I had to move fast. I knew Mom was going to quickly close my diaper as soon as she saw the dashboard get wet - commence step 2 - insert foot in to diaper before closing. Mom realized quickly that my foot was now trapped in the diaper, but she had to keep the diaper closed until the pee stopped. Once I was done, the diaper opened again and my sneaky foot emerged, completely covered in poo.
Although stunned from what had just happened, Mom and Dad were laughing pretty good. This little stunt cost 4 wipes, as opposed to the usual 1 - and it was totally worth it.
Happy New Year!
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